Saturday, May 1, 2010

.eltiT dooG A fO knihT oT yzaL ooT

This my 99th post!

Hmm everything is so relaxing now that my History assignment is finished. I keep going "I should be doing something important!" and then I think "no, no I shouldn't...", and I carry on eating my chocolate cake.

I don't actually have cake. I should, but I don't.

So Chrissy and Sam posted this on FB today:

"MEN... Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given."

So, so true. Men are nothing without women. If all the women died, men couldn't carry on the human race, they all end up trying to copulate with monkeys and possums. If all the men died, women would go to nearest sperm bank and make more men, therefore solving the problem.

Today was average. Up at 10.30, Facebook, Dylan Moran, a Movie (Secret Window), dinner, American Idol, more Facebook. What a terribly exciting life I lead.

I think lead should be spelt "leed". Cause it makes me think of lead. Like what used to be in pencils. And "read" makes me think "red" when it should be "reed". Gah English. Okay.
Off now.


2 comments:

  1. Cake! I should find you recipe. However, it is at home. And I am in Hastings. I will come back and post it later . . . then you will have fabby cake . . . because I can't make you one.

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  2. I fail at baking, but I will try it just for you!

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